Did Ya Ever Want To Just Call Your Job And Say...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did ya ever want to just call your job and say:

 

• I can't come in today.  My ass is broken.

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• I can't come in today.  My spirit is crushed.

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• I can't come in today.  I was doing yoga, and my big toe is stuck up my ass.

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• I can't make it in today.  The weight of modern society has dragged me down.

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• I won't be in.  I'm way too orgasmic to go to work today.

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• Turrets kicking in, ya phony bastard.  So I am calling in sick, condescending bigoted asshole.  You disgust me on so many levels.  Have a good day.  Shit fuck.  See you tomorrow, God willing.