She So Funny

 By Samantha DeRose

It's 8:06 on Monday night.  In the past 24 hours I have:

Done stand up comedy

Cooked 3 breakfasts

Flat ironed hair

Administered 5 exams (to which I am opposed)

Fielded departmental questions that were intended for my boss

(Though I'm not an administrator) Trained supervisors on software (designed to annihilate my job and/or tenure)

Picked kids up from school, drove kids to store, cello lessons

Cooked dinner

Cleaned kitchen

Ironed familial clothing for tomorrow

Probably forgotten at least a dozen other items that should be added to this list

I'm tired and I'm going to bed.  I'm also starting to think that, despite the outcome of last night's Breaking Bad, Walter White had the right idea.