A Week in Review

By Samantha DeRose

Saturday - Went to the beach and helped a friend find a home for her foster puppy.  Yay!

Sunday - Went to a Christening and met a Great Dane who wagged her tail and knocked Lee's champagne all over the priest's antique table.

Wrote comedy with a friend at the mall

Monday - Had my dryer fixed

Fell up the steps and injured my injured foot

Went to the doctor and was scolded

Did laundry only to discover that a sharp thingy was stuck in the dryer and had ripped all of our clothes

Tuesday – Called the dryer guy who came back and dislodged the sharp thingy and denied that it was his fault.

Went to the store.  Got home and dropped my wallet on the front steps outside.  My pants fell all the way down.  Reason #187 why my neighbors don't speak to me. (I live on the same block as my parents and sister)

Wednesday - Went to the beach – warned everyone to use sunscreen as the sun was bright but the weather was chilly.  Forgot to sunscreen myself and burned.  Badly.

Put a chicken on the grill to roast and almost set two houses on fire.

Thursday - Worked.

Bought lottery tickets.

Went to the store for laundry detergent.

Got home and forgot to buy laundry detergent.

Friday - Spilled coffee in my shoes

Made a craft necklace.  Fingers stuck together from glue.

Went to work

Came home

Played fetch with Nunzio (throw the stick and he runs away)

Went to my mother's and "borrowed" laundry detergent

Did two loads of laundry (God, how I love a functioning, non-clothes-destroying dryer)

Watched a movie and realized, halfway through, that I had already watched it 11 years ago.

Stepped in cat shit.  Wasn’t wearing shoes.  Or socks.  Again.

Checked lottery tickets.  Didn’t win.