Thing to do while the kids are away for a week

By Samantha DeRose








1.  Eat junk all week
2.  Forget to wear clothes
3.  Burp
4.  Fart
5.  Leave clothes on the floor, dishes in the sink
6.  Watch dozens of movies
7.  Read 7 novels
8.  Write 1 novel (or at least think about it...again)
9.  Enjoy not being a taxi or an ATM
10.  Miss them terribly