Once Again, Dick Gets in the Way*

 

 

 

It’s 10pm.  Do you know what your weiner is doing?

   

 

 

Mr. Weiner, you need a cock sitter

Someone to keep you off Facebook and Twitter

If you had a vagina

They may undermine ya

But you wouldn’ta been a campaign shitter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New York City needs a good mayor

But you were being a cock swayer

You took your dicky

Made everything sticky

Now the city’s future is much grayer

 

When you’re in the public eye

There are things you shouldn’t do

Jerk off on line and lie

Just to name two

We gave you a second chance

You got another shot

Again you unzipped your pants

You’re expecting an awful lot

If you really were in treatment

And got a grip on this

I might reconsider

In two thousand twenty-six

 

Would a Weiner wean whacking his weiner if a Weiner could wean whacking?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Truthfully, I feel for him because I don’t think he can help it right now.  He needs to be in treatment not to convince voters of anything but because he wants to understand himself and have control over himself.