Conversations with a Significant Other Who is not From this Country, Part 1:
Native-Born-American: Huh?
NNBA: That Abraham Lincoln chap. Seems he was a bit of an ahhsshole.
NBA: WHAT?!?!
NNBA: Yes. I just read an interview with Daniel Day Lewis who played him in the movie. He said he was an ahhsshole and deserved what he got.
NBA: Um, I've read quite a few biographies on Lincoln and I've never heard anything like that.
NNBA: Well, that's not what it says in this ah-ticle.
NBA: Give me that. What are you reading? YOU'RE READING THE ONION. YOU REALIZE THIS IS A FAKE NEWS WEBSITE?
NNBA: So he wasn't an ahhsshole?
NBA: Do we have anything stronger than wine?
lolol love these slices of life. you spell accents very well.
If it's in the paper it must be true!
Ah-ticle! Hilarious!