Vegans stop putting pictures of your
food on facebook! That bowl of mashed greens looks like spinach
that's already been recycled, if you get my drift.
And your vegan imitations of regular
food – stop it. You're not fooling anyone! That is not a cookie,
that is a butternut squash mashed into a patty with carob chips on
it.
Cut it out. If you want to be a vegan
why can't you just eat vegetables? Why must you insist on calling
your various disgusting arrangement of mashed plants veggie burgers,
or tofurkey or vegan nut bar with stevia? No one wants to eat that
shit and we certainly don't want to see it!
Grow up. Eat a cow. Nothing is going
to happen to you. You know how many animals you're saving by eating
those leaves and vines? None. You know what you're accomplishing?
Being the weight of a teenager well into your midlife crisis. No one
wants to see a forty year old in skinny jeans. Cut the shit already.
Also, vegetarians. What's up with
those lying jerkwads? “I'm a vegetarian. Oh, I eat fish.” OK I
know you're weak from lack of a quality protein/fat combination, but
fish is not a vegetable, unless you're in the Tea Party where fish is
a vegetable, and you're pregnant two weeks before you meet the penis
packer that did it (will do it) to you. Also they don't believe in
evolution. Is that whom you wish to align yourself with, ya jerks?
Morons that don't “believe” in science? Because I can tell you
this, beyond a shadow of a doubt – fish is not a plant. You never
heard of a potted fish, or fish bouquet, right? Because fish is
meat. Sorry to have to point out the obvious to you. You're clearly
well into your self-righteous diatribe about corn syrup and
carbohydrates, why let a few little facts get in the way?
And truthfully no one cares what you
eat. You know what I don't like, is the pomposity and condescension.
I don't care if you're a vegan. Which is a vegetarian. No one
cares. It is your rude behavior that no one can stand.
Its not just that you want to live a
lifestyle. You want everyone to know it, and you want everyone to
rearrange everything because of you. I won't do it. You have made a
decision to live your life a certain way, so live it. Why are you
busting everyone's balls? It is because it isn't about food. It is
about moral superiority. You feel that not eating animals gives you
the edge over your fellow humans. In what? In a douchebag contest?
You win. You're choosing your diet so you can look down on other
people. That is truly admirable!
I'm not saying all vegetarians are like
that, but I know more than a few that are. And the ones that are are
like those homophobic politicians. The louder they rail against it,
the more likely you are to find them eating a hotdog in a closet.
feel better? ready to go for burgers with me?
i might be wearing my skinny jeans though. lol
Ha ha ha, let's go! You're one person I know that can pull that look off, Mindy!
Lisa! thank you. You made me feel good. I may have to treat you to that burger.
Mmmm,hot dog in a closet! Pass the mustard...
I had ribs - REAL RIBS, not TOFU RIBS - last night and I LOVED every morsel. ~S