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Saturday, February 9, 2013

Valentine's Day Dos & Don'ts

By Lisa Harmon

Do: Take a shower, put on deodorant and clean drawers, this makes you seem optimistic.
Don't: Overload with cologne, this makes everyone sneeze.

Do: Bring flowers or another fun appropriate gift.
Don't: Give an adult a stuffed animal or a book of coupons where you offer to massage their feet.

Do: Plan a romantic evening doing something fun and different.
Don't: Go to a restaurant unless you'd like to wait three hours for a table and pay $32.50 for chicken.

Do: Shave your face. Are you a gorgeous hunk of man that can get away with three days' growth? I didn't think so.
Don't: Over-manscape. For crying out loud you have to be hairier than your date.

Do: Wear clean clothes and smile.
Don't: Wear edible underwear or one of those g-strings with the googly eyes.

Do: Bring your sense of adventure.
Don't: Bring your girlfriend, ex-girlfriend and/or Mom.

Do: Talk about how great your date looks.
Don't: Talk about politics, religion, or video games.

Do: Be a gentleman and you'll make a great impression.
Don't: Skip my mic on February 13th!

Happy Valentine's Day! 
 
 
 
 
I have a little early VD present for you! Lisa's Clubhouse, a brand new open mic starting Wednesday, February 13th! Come to our inaugural pre-VD show! We're at Bamiyan Restaurant at 358 Third Avenue (corner 26th Street). 6 to 8 PM. Email me to sign-up: info@lisaharmon.net or visit my website www.lisaharmon.net

I really hope you can make it!  And I hope you have a fantastic, sexy and romantic Valentine's Day!




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6 comments:

  1. RHCFebruary 9, 2013 at 5:33 AM

    Happy v day 2 u too! Congrats on the mic. Looking forward to seeing you there!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2013 at 10:53 AM

    Thanks Rhonda! That would be great!

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  3. Mindy MatijasevicFebruary 9, 2013 at 7:29 PM

    Lisa, I enjoyed your advice and realized by the time I got to the second item that it was advice for men. I still liked it. Wish I could get to Lisa's Clubhouse, but I typically work on Wednesday eves in the Bronx. However, when I'm off, I'll keep it in mind. I like the name. Good luck.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2013 at 4:00 AM

    Thank you Mindy!

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  5. She So FunnyFebruary 11, 2013 at 9:17 AM

    I love the man-scaping term! I am requesting permission to use it. ~Samantha

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 16, 2013 at 4:19 AM

    Ha ha, man-scaping isn't mine! Use it as you like! lol

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