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The flowbee makes my life so much better! |
Today I went to brunch with my sisters. We had 3 bottles of champagne and time traveled. Day drinking always seems like a good idea until you are blacked out by 1pm, the hangover begins at 5pm and you have eat an entire Dominos thin crust mushroom pizza to get back to 50%, you then realize that a better idea would have been to invest in Flowbee stocks.
Now, excuse me while I go throw up.
Merry Fucking Christmas!!!
Getting spanked by Garrett Morris - hope that's on your resume!
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