She So Funny

The flowbee makes my life so much better!

Today I went to brunch with my sisters.  We had 3 bottles of champagne and time traveled.  Day drinking always seems like a good idea until you are blacked out by 1pm, the hangover begins at 5pm and you have eat an entire Dominos thin crust mushroom pizza to get back to 50%, you then realize that a better idea would have been to invest in Flowbee stocks.

Now, excuse me while I go throw up.

Merry Fucking Christmas!!!