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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

AUGH. AUGH AUGH.

by Helene "How Dry I Am" Greseser


I ate a banana yesterday. Then I met a friend for drinks before seeing a play. Then had a drink during the play. Then met some more people for drinks after the play. Then went to another place to have a couple more drinks. Yup, all on a stomach with a banana in it.

I cannot bear the slowness of my computer today, and typing makes my head hurt. I am going to have a good talk with myself after I manage to drink this here Coke. In the meantime I am going to venture out to a book party and NOT have a drink.

Just typing the word "drink" makes me want to die.

-hmg

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