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| Halloween Whores |
Last night, I went to a birthday party in New York City. It just happened to coincide with the "Saturday before Halloween"...aka, "Ladies dress like whores night". Everywhere you turn, there is a slutty pirate, slutty nurse, slutty Power Ranger, slutty cat...you name it, slutty, slutty everywhere. Don't get me wrong, I think the female body is something to be admired, but come on! Ladies, let's attempt originality once in a while.
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| Oh Ricky, you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind! |
I am a 4'11" cracker and I prefer to dress like a man on Halloween. There is nothing sexy about me, so I take advantage of it on Hallo's Eve. One year, I dressed like Andre Agassi...brilliant, I might add. This is me dressed as Ricky Wells...a dude I went to high school with. This year, I wanted to go as a slutty Steven Hawking, but couldn't get my hands on a wheelchair - a necessary prop for the costume.
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All I am saying is, ladies, let's try something different! Instead of trying to get laid on Halloween, have a good time. Explore other costume options...maybe take a second look at the Frankenstein costume in Ricky's. Just freaking go for it!
ur an original!
Oh my gawd... You would have made a phenomenal Steven Hawking. I went as Susan Powder one year. ~Samantha