Amy Needs Anger Management

This past week I kicked 3 people out of one comedy show and 2 out of another (literally walking up to each and telling them to leave).  All for scream talking to each other during comedians’ sets.    I had no right to do this…both shows were in bars – not comedy clubs.  Those assholes had every right to scream talk to each other…they were in a bar.

I am at my wits end with the amount of disrespect that comics get from everyday people, as well as, each other.  I am a freak about it.  If you don’t give it, you don’t get it.  I’m not saying that I am the ultimate respect official.  I’m just saying TO ME it is a very big deal.  Don’t disrespect me, my family or any of my friends.  I can turn into a fucking crazy ass feral Chihuahua on a dime.  Crazy Amy isn’t cute.

I am in serious need of anger management.  My mom likes to say that I just need to learn how to “control my emotions”.  Isn’t that code for anger management?  Me, my dad and my youngest sister are all crazy people.  We are those rednecks who are falling over each other to get to someone who has disrespected our family or friends.  So not cute.  I am aware of that.  I have “posted up” on a very old man who made a comment about me running into him on the subway.

I am a lunatic.  Hands down.  Period.  But, I mean well…