Where Will This Road Go?

During my penis-free era, I created a penis-free zone which I sometimes point out the locations of during my stand-up.  Last week, I shared a penis-free fantasy here.  I sent someone a penis-free hug. It’s become a thing.  

                                                                                   

So I thought it might be fun to brainstorm the idea …  and see what comes up.    
                                                                              

 

Make penis-free cookies.  

                                                                

 

 Enjoy some penis-free soup.                                  

 

                         

Use only penis-free paper products.                                                                                                   

 

Take a first class penis-free flight somewhere.

 

                                                                                                                          

 

Buy penis-free at holiday time.      

 

Design a brand of penis-free jeans.        

 

Enjoy my penis-free thoughts.

Now that I’ve had this much-needed, penis-free era and expressed it over and over and over and over in poetry and plays and stories and comedy, maybe I’ve made room for a penis-ful time somewhere down the road. 

 

                                                               

                                                                                                                   

 

                   

Or … maybe not.  Keep tuning in.