She So Funny

Eddie Murphy

Dad said Aunt Bunny
is really Bigfoot. Gus, she
says, “Goonie Goo Goo!”

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Chris Rock

I have a daughter
My only job is to keep
Her off of the pole.

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George Carlin

Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cock-
sucker, Motherfucker Tits
Can’t say on TV

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Jerry Seinfeld

Why is McDonald’s
Still counting? We get it. You’re
Doing Very well

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Margaret Cho

Dreams were limited
To be an extra on MASH
Me love you long time