She So Funny

As I am sitting here trying to come up with something brilliant to write, all I can hear behind me is my husband slurping his cereal.  I am incredibly annoyed by this.  He eats so FUCKING loud!  Why does he make so many noises when he eats?  Oh, and the spit strings.  Let me tell you about his spit strings.  He'll eat ice cream (very loudly, I might add.  How does one manage to eat ice cream loudly?) and creamy spit strings will start forming in the corners of his mouth.  It is so gross.  My gag reflex goes into overdrive when I see that.

I made him go into another room so I could concentrate.  I can still hear him!!  I want to punch him in his throat.

Marriage sucks.